A long time ago, in a service named GEnie, where many science fiction and fantasy writers, comickers and fans played there was a thread in a folder. The folder's name I've forgotten, but the thread's name was "Things That Make You Go Euuuw!"

"Things" was a collection of user-told stories about dead mice, rats, seagull poop, excretia. They were gross stories, and they were fucking hilarious.

I have been meaning to do this for, actually, years now. I can't think of a better way to welcome everyone to my revived Blogger space (until my divalea.net site opens with WordPress installed).

So: ALL PLAY! Tell your gross stories. If they're especially gross (anal fissures, paging Nick Locking), give some space and a warning at top. They must be something you did, that happened to you, or you witnessed.

As usual, once there are posts, I will share one of my own. GO!